Writing about life... unrefined.
I hated the term “Return on Relationship” the first time I read it. I had been screwed over and used by a few people that I considered friends around the time that this phrase was becoming popularized. I wasn’t wrong about being upset that people were talking about cashing in on friendships, but I might have [...]
What would you have to lose to gain the confidence to Get Naked? That’s the question we were asking at SxSW in Austin last week. We weren’t actually getting naked, silly! That question was the basis of a cheeky little campaign to inspire people to feel comfortable in their nakedness. On March 13, CoolSculpting took [...]
I was shocked when I heard this. So I ran to my computer and googled the words “state employee lunch nuggets” and found that my ears were not deceiving me. This is sad, but apparently, true. A state employee was rifling through a child’s lunch to make sure that it was up to USDA standards. [...]
Great news!! Remember when I told you all about my new walking buddy, Striiv? You don’t? Okay, watch the video in my original post about Striiv… then I’ll tell you the great news. I’m waaaiiitinnng. ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ You’re back! Okay, so now that you know about the cool little device that makes walking [...]
The stockings are hung by the chimney with care… and you in your kerchief and him in his cap… something something about a nap… when all of a sudden there arose such a clatter! It’s you jumping out of bed and knocking stuff down because you realized you forgot to send out the cards! And [...]
